My alarm (Karl Wolf's 'Africa') sounded and I convinced myself that there were literally two people inside of me. The one gave a speech to the other that went something like this, "You hear that sound? You don't have to do anything about it until it sounds the fourth time. When you hear that song the fourth time you need to wake both of us up. Okay? I'm going to continue to sleep so you have to be responsible for the both of us." Well responsible Whitney realized quite quickly that being responsible was not as fun as sleeping and why should she have to be responsible and let sleeping Whitney have all the fun? So responsible Whitney went to sleep as well and slept right through all three encores of Africa.
Disclaimer: This really happened. Although I was coherent enough to be aware of my surroundings, I was still in full dream mode and had the above discussion with myself while being completely asleep.
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